Killboy’s Results

What a great day for everyone who made the intelligent decision to take my advice. Doesn’t it feel good to wake up and check your online sportsbook account the day after a big win?

1.) Run Line: Steelers +3 (-120) Loss -100

2.) Over/Under: Over 45 (-110) WIN +91

3.) Coin Toss: Tails (-105) Loss -100

4.) First Scoring Play: GB Passing TD (+400) Win +400

5.) Safety: Yes (+700) Loss -100

6.) Fox Mentions Brett Favre Over/Under: Over (-150) Loss -100

7.) Fergie’s Halftime Attire: Dress/Skirt (Even) Win +100

8.) Gatorade Color Dumped on Winning Coach: Orange (+300) Win +300

9.) MVP Thanks First: Teammates (Even) Win +100

10.) Money Line: GB (-140) Win +71

Total: 6 wins 4 losses +662!

Woooo Hooooo!!! I guess I still have a job!

 

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6 responses to “Killboy’s Results

  1. jesse p 7 February 2011 at 20:20

    Something is fishy on the Fox mentions of Favre – I think Buck had money on the under, there’s no other way to explain it.

  2. Killboy 7 February 2011 at 23:16

    Joe Buck blushes everytime he mentions Brett Favre. That’s why he didn’t say it. He didn’t want to get flustered on T.V.

  3. Chris I 8 February 2011 at 09:06

    I dont think anyone mentioned how Big Ben would have turned into a good person had the steelers won, which surprised me: http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/ben-roethlisberger-one-win-away-from-being-good-pe,19005/

  4. Killboy 8 February 2011 at 12:50

    It must be nice to have enough money to pay off all of your rape victims.

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