08.24.11 Box Score Breakdown: Fantasy MLB News and Notes

My team went on a rampage tonight and hit 8 HR. Tomorrow they will hit zero.

Onto it!

4th and Home Player of the Day: Joey Votto – 5/7, 2 R, HR, 4 RBI…All in a day’s work.

The Bats:
Willy Mo Pena – 3/3, 2 R, HR, 4 RBI…The village bicycle finds a home in SafeCo (sort of) and provides enough offense for 4 King Felix starts.

Nick Swisher – 2/3, 2 R, 2 HR, 3 RBI…Not enough gusto to get pasto the A’s. Next stop? Afghanistan!

Coco Crisp – 4/4, 2 R, 2 HR, 5 RBI…Coco went yardo like he was the Great Bambino.

Carl Crawford – 2/3, R, HR, 5 RBI…Could you imagine what the Sawx would be like if Crawford didn’t play like he cared?

Jacoby Ellsbury – 3/5, 3 R, HR, 2 RBI, SB…This is getting ridiculous. He must have 10 BSFUs this year.

Troy Tulowitzki – 2/3, 2 R, HR, 2 RBI…Tulow is thee MAN when summer rolls around. I am thinking about benching everyone on my team and just playing Troy to see if I can still win.

Carlos Gonzalez – 2/5, 2 R, HR, 3 RBI…Yeah, CarGo’s been pretty hot too.

Brett Lawrie – 2/3, R, HR, 2 RBI…No. 4 and counting. “Yo, I’m Mike LAWRIE!”

Alex Gordon – 1/2, 3 R, HR, 2 RBI, SB…Friggin Gordon! That’s what Earnhardt fans used to yell.

Logan Morrison – 2/8, 2 R, HR, RBI…Welcome back, LoMo, and thanks for the jack!

The Arms:
Aaron Thompson
– 4.1/4/0/1:2…The ex-first rounder by the Marlins made his MLB debut for the Bucs. Check his MiLB career stats. Moving on? Good.

Felix Hernandez – 6/7/2/10:2…Now we’re covering some pitchers! Felix in another ho-hum start as he hits double-digit Ks for the 7th time this season.

Wandy Rodriguez – 6/10/4/2:4…No wonder the Astros pulled him back from waivers, they want to suck for another five years.

Javier Vasquez – 7/6/3/11:2…Dropped him after the last start and then he dos this. F it. I am seriously done with him. Again.

Bronson Arroyo – 8/6/0/1:0…What is it with this guy? He throws up vomit stats are super bizarre ones like this.

Jeremy Guthrie – 7/5/1/5:2…Such a tease. Pick him up, I dare you. No, seriously. Don’t.

Daniel Hudson – 8.2/9/2/6:0…Almost got his first SHO. Almost. Thanks for letting Putz get the save!

If you have any roster or trade questions, feel free to drop me an email at 4thandHome@gmail.com. I should be able to get back to you within 18 hours.

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