After watching the NFC tear the AFC apart in the 1st Half of the Pro Bowl this evening, I decided to call our resident Betting Expert for his take on some Super Bowl Props.
Mike: Killboy? What are you doing?
Killboy: Uhm, at my girlfriend’s grandmother’s house.
Mike: What the —- are you doing there?
Killboy: Moved out of my apartment, but the new place isn’t ready. So I moved in here for a month.
Mike: Are you serious? What are you all doing right now, watching Dean Martin Show re-runs or the Pro Bowl?
Killboy: Uhm, To Catch a Predator.
Mike: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!
Killboy: (Laughing) Yep!
Mike: Ok, let’s change the subject.
Alright, Killboy. I have $1,000 to place some bets. This is your debut to show the world your skillz. Ten questions for you – answer immediately.
Killboy: LET’S DO THIS SH-T!
1.Packers are favored by 3. Who you like? Gimme the Steelers with the points.
2. Over/Under at 45: Gimme the OVER.
3. Coin toss: Tails.
4. First TD of the game: Rodgers to Jennings.
5. Safety, Yes or No: Yes.
6. Over/Under is 2.5 that will Joe Buck will mention “Brett Favre” during the broadcast: OVER! Buck makes me nauseous.
7. Fergie will wear pants or a skirt: Skirt.
8. Color of Gatorade that will be dumped on winning coach: Orange.
9. MVP will thank who first: Teammates.
10. Final score. GB 28-27.
Alright, Killboy. We’ll see if you still have a job here come Monday the 7th. OMG! This dude is such a pervert! Alright, man. I gotta go.